Thrillist - PrimeTime Boats - Miami, FL
Started by a former casino game purveyor, PrimeTime rents everything from party yachts to a ridiculous Porsche Design screamer, each with the option of a professional captain, so you can spend less time worrying about driving into a bridge and more time shouting "I'M ON A BOAT", which is a can't-miss line that always makes everyone think you're quite funny and original. If speed's what you're after, you'll be needing that aforementioned limited-edition (PT's got two of only 19 in the world), strikingly clean-lined, all-silver, carbon fiber-reinforced Porsche Design Fearless 28, which burns to 90mph thanks to a 600hp Viper engine tweaked by Miami-based Fearless Yachts, not to be confused with fearless Scots, who're always the first to try the haggis. The rest of the vessels're slightly more tame, including everything from a sandbar-hopping 18ft Sport Sea Ray set up for tubing, to a 34ft Sundancer optimized for offshore partying with a sizable crew, to a simply ridiculous 90ft Ferretti Flybridge charterable superyacht, complete with jacuzzi baths, sleeping room for more friends than you'll ever have, and a full entertainment setup, so you can put on Boat Trip, then marvel at the natural chemistry between Sanz and Gooding, Jr. drown yourself.
Miami Beach Marina: 300 Alton Rd #112; South Beach; 305.532.2628
For the deets: http://thrl.st/primetimeboats